why am i even writing this paper im going to die one day
Never ever accompany me to the zoo unless 1. you’re prepared to hear every possible retainable piece of information about everything we pass 2. hear me say “baby” in a really high pitched voice a few hundred times and 3. spend an ungodly amount of time staring at sleeping hyenas
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
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